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• vastaiexhaustion · critical · opened 2026-08-31T06:55:58+03:00 · stood 5minstill open
  0.6h runway, below the 4h floor — $4.61 at 7.13/h, empty by 07:34 +03:00, top-up ~5min
• vastaiblindness · warning · opened 2026-08-31T06:24:58+03:00 · stood 3min
  no valid data for 12min (12 polls: circuit_open) — last known $9.44 at 06:12 +03:00
  closed 2026-08-31T06:27:58+03:00 · no close line — it stood too briefly to be worth one
• findymailexhaustion · warning · opened 2026-08-31T06:19:58+03:00 · stood 41minstill open
  9h runway, below the 24h floor — 8,531 credits at 948/h, empty by 15:19 +03:00 (package refreshes 2026-09-01, too late)
• findymailspike · info · opened 2026-08-31T05:49:57+03:00 · stood 7min
  burn accelerating 2.1x over 7min — runway 25.2h → 11h, empty by 16:51 +03:00 (package refreshes 2026-09-01, too late)
  closed 2026-08-31T05:56:57+03:00 · no close line — it stood too briefly to be worth one
• bouncebanblindness · info · opened 2026-08-31T05:23:57+03:00 · stood 3min
  no valid data for 12min (12 polls: circuit_open) — last known 6,396 credits at 05:11 +03:00
  closed 2026-08-31T05:26:58+03:00 · no close line — it stood too briefly to be worth one
• findymailexhaustion · warning · opened 2026-08-31T05:06:57+03:00 · stood 43minsuperseded
  18.1h runway, below the 24h floor — 9,353 credits at 516/h, empty by 23:14 +03:00 (package refreshes 2026-09-01, too late)
  closed 2026-08-31T05:49:57+03:00 · superseded by the spike alert after 1h 9min — still true, and now the lesser of two
• findymailspike · info · opened 2026-08-31T04:48:57+03:00 · stood 14min
  burn accelerating 2x over 7min — runway 42.8h → 19.3h, empty by 2026-09-01 00:07 +03:00 (package refreshes 2026-09-01, too late)
  closed 2026-08-31T05:02:57+03:00 · burn back to normal after 21min — 510/h, runway 18.4h
• findymailexhaustion · warning · opened 2026-08-31T04:31:57+03:00 · stood 5min
  23h runway, below the 24h floor — 9,645 credits at 420/h, empty by 2026-09-01 03:30 +03:00 (package refreshes 2026-09-01)
  closed 2026-08-31T04:36:57+03:00 · no close line — it stood too briefly to be worth one
• vastaiexhaustion · critical · opened 2026-08-31T03:45:57+03:00 · stood 2h 39minsuperseded
  3.8h runway, below the 4h floor — $27.18 at 7.2/h, empty by 07:32 +03:00, top-up ~5min
  closed 2026-08-31T06:24:58+03:00 · superseded by the blindness alert after 2h 51min — still true, and now the lesser of two
• openaiblindness · info · opened 2026-08-31T03:28:57+03:00 · stood 3min
  no valid data for 12min (12 polls: circuit_open) — last known $637.95 at 03:16 +03:00
  closed 2026-08-31T03:31:57+03:00 · no close line — it stood too briefly to be worth one
• tremendousblindness · info · opened 2026-08-31T02:34:57+03:00 · stood 3min
  no valid data for 12min (12 polls: circuit_open) — last known £1,585.14 at 02:22 +03:00
  closed 2026-08-31T02:37:57+03:00 · no close line — it stood too briefly to be worth one
• openaiblindness · info · opened 2026-08-31T02:16:57+03:00 · stood 4min
  no valid data for 12min (12 polls: circuit_open) — last known $642.30 at 02:04 +03:00
  closed 2026-08-31T02:20:57+03:00 · no close line — it stood too briefly to be worth one